Top row: Me and my Publisher, Paula Brown; presenting the poet Andy Taylor with the award; The People’s Poet 2005. Next; Andy and I editing ‘Listening to the Birth of Crystals’. Then me at Mosborough Hall; with my award of The People’s Poet 2004.  Finally; Me reading poetry on BBC Radio.

Bottom row: Two works of mine being displayed at The Word Art Exhibition in Poole, Dorsetshire, then me and a Gormley Statue (This for Sarah ha ha ha). Finally me as a young man when I was a stoker on the SS Ben Maye. About ten thousand years ago.